The sleepiest pizza

The sleepiest pizza

See things weren’t like this
Things were better before the great cheese wars

You didn’t have brother pizzas fighting brother pizzas

Let me tell about you a simpler, cheesier time

Before the long dark
All pizzas lived in the warmest ovens
Set to the perfect temperature
Dough would rise
Cheese would melt
Garlic would sizzle
And all was good

The mushrooms would toast in the warm air
Fast sleep in their cheese blankets

The peppers would simmer and sizzle
Perfectly toasty in their Mozerrella beds

The soft chewy crust would grow larger and browner and yummier and tummier

As the warm air created a cocoon of the perfect aroma of cheesy goodness.

All was right in the sleepy pizza world